these days in Tabs: the bottom Jeb is the turn of the tide

Maybe there is a tide within the affairs of men, but I don’t think our lowest Jeb is taking it at its flood. The Bush domestic’s Charlie Brown has dropped to just 4% nationally, after he went to New Hampshire and apologized to France. “I’m now not quitting!” he advised CNN, as a result of he heard that’s the kind of thing winners say. He was last viewed buying a windsurfer and muttering one thing about a comeback.

in different places in the GOP clown automobile, Trump may be the decide of fool teens and Munchausen-by-fact-television moms but according to Philip Bump his days within the lead are over and the outsider vote will investigate cross-check Carson ahead of sooner or later selecting both Cruz or more likely Rubio.

all the stars and hearts nonsense (November 06, 2015) kind of buried the news that the one black particular person in Twitter leadership quit. Former engineering supervisor Leslie Miley even passed up a severance bundle so he might discuss openly about his dissatisfaction with the company’s diversity efforts, which he did in a blistering Medium put up. Matthew Zeitlin lined the investor response in a perfectly shady Buzzfeed story:

“I had no idea what someone would pay for her hair; I didn’t recognize black girls would pay for extensions and weaves,” he said. After Sacca mentioned this, two black girls working at the convention registration desk laughed out loud whereas everyone else within the mainly white audience awkwardly tittered.

Sacca pays $19 to get his darkish auburn mane shorn at Supercuts, even though he most likely spends rather more on his intensive collection of cowboy shirts.

however these guys are the usage of the phrase “a basket of unicorns” with a very straight face, so.

“Bees vs. drone” is the most Tabs story ever. The national Geographic Society is slicing about 9% of its personnel, consistent with CEO Gary “death” Knell. Carles on “Grantlangst.” right here’s Julia Carrie Wong with a #longread on the perfect election evening events. neatly executed to Slate for publishing this hilarious parody Slate-pitch. It’s just right so to laugh at your self. China burned an additional Germany’s value of coal, lol oops. but cheer up, excellent Charlotte is getting again together!

lately I discovered: Jon Stewart goes to make viral movies (?) for HBO. Gmail loves you. The sharing economic system is getting bizarre, with MeatMe. Gloria Steinem remains to be beautiful great. Turkeys absolutely appear to be folks doin’ it (thanks for that, Gout magazine). And it seems that folks ask Mary Karr about David Foster Wallace’s dick.

neatly I’m best a quarter of the best way thru Aaron Gell’s “friend of the satan” and that i in point of fact want to get back to it in order that’s all the tabs!

nowadays’s image Novel: The iTunes phrases and prerequisites

lately’s Loss: Parker Higgins, “Mad generation Loss“

lately’s music: excellent Charlotte, “Screamer“

~but who shall dare / To measure loss and gain in this tab?~

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